Some funny texts seen on t-shirts around the world:
So Few Men, So Few Who Can Afford Me
If They Don't Have Chocolate In Heaven, I Ain't Going
At My Age, I've Seen It All, Done It All, Heard It All...I Just Can't Remember It All
If It's Called Tourist Season, Why Can't We Hunt Them?
Princess, Having Had Sufficient Experience With Princes, Seeks Frog
Veni, Vedi, Visa: I came. I Saw. I Did a Little Shopping.
Coffee, Chocolate, Men...Some Things Are Just Better Rich
Liberal Arts Major...Will Think For Money
Gravity...It's Not Just a Good Idea. It's the Law.
If You Want Breakfast In Bed, Sleep In the Kitchen
Wanted: Meaningful Overnight Relationship
The Old Pro...Often Wrong...Never In Doubt
If At First You Don't Succeed, Skydiving Isn't For You
In America, Anyone Can Be President. That's One of the Risks You Take.
First Things First, but Not Necessarily in That Order.
Moro MC
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