Recently, it seems less and less probable that SCO has a firm grasp on reality; and this slashdot snippet of SCO "Adventure" (a text-based game from the 80's) might be the best guess yet on the behind-the-scenes of SCO Legal:
sco% advent
Welcome to Adventure!
> threaten linux_users
You get a lot of press. A group of angry penguins can be seen gathering torches in the distance.
> examine penguins
None of them are actually doing anything much that would interfere with your plan.
> threaten ibm
You get a lot more press.
> threaten ibm_customers
You get even more press.
> examine ibm
Looks like you made a mistake. More lawyers than you can shake a stick at are headed your way.
> beat ibm lawyers
That is not an option.
> kill ibm lawyers
Come now, don't be ridiculous.
> xyzzy
That doesn't work here.
The IBM lawyers have caught up with you. Your company is bankrupt, and sharks are considering revoking their offers of professional courtesy towards your employees.
You scored 0 of 357 possible points.
Moro MC
http://moromc.dyndns.org/article.php?story=20030829133138353