Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt". Now, you can handle the situation.
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the
fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Knee-deep in
Schitt, inc.
In turn, Jack married Noe Schitt and the couple produced six children:
Holie Schitt, the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt and Bull Schitt, a high school dropout.
After being married for fifteen years, Jack and Noe divorced. Noe later
married Mr sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she
wanted to keep her previous name. She became known as Noe
Schitt-Sherlock.
Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a cowardly son, Chicken Schitt.
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and
eventually married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The
schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned with his new bride Pisa Schitt.
So now when someone say you don't know Jack Schitt, you can correct them.
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