A farmer was selling his peaches door to door.
He knocked on a door and a shapely 30 something woman dressed in a very sheer negligee answered the door.
He raised his basket to show her the peaches and asked: 'Would you like to buy some peaches?'
She pulled the top of the negligee to one side and asked: 'Are they as firm as this?'
He nodded his head and said: 'Yes ma'am,'' and a little tear ran from his eye.
Then she pulled the other side of her negligee off asking: 'Are they nice and pink like this?'
The farmer said: 'Yes', and another tear came from the other eye.
Then she unbuttoned the bottom of her negligee and asked: 'Are they as fuzzy as this?'
He again said: 'Yes,' and broke down crying.
She asked: 'Why on earth are you crying?'
Drying his eyes he replied: ''The drought got my corn, the flood got my soy beans, a tornado leveled my barn, and now I think I'm gonna get f----d out of my peaches.'
Moro MC
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