Some time before 1991, I read on usenet an account of a woman with
waist-length black hair who heard that Mormons were making the rounds
in her neighborhood. When she opened the door to them, there was a
table draped in a black cloth, with two lighted black candles and a
large knife on it, visible behind her. She was, as the pagans say,
skyclad (ie. naked), and she greeted them with "You must be the
sacrifices, do come in." The Mormons departed very promptly. <grin>
Moro MC
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