All the world's greatest scientists got together for the purpose of creating a computer that would think like a human being. They networked together thousands of processors with a huge memory... and when they turned the thing on, the printer immediately started printing something.
A scientist went over and ripped off the printout. It said:
"That reminds me of a story..."
Moro MC
http://moromc.dyndns.org/article.php?story=20110717030340916