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Saturday, January 28 2012 @ 16:20 CET

English language

Friday, August 05 2011 @ 22:35 CEST
Contributed by: tingo
Views: 19

About the English language:
"English was a language invented by Norman invaders to pick up Anglo-Saxon barmaids. It retains much of this character."

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A story

Sunday, July 17 2011 @ 03:03 CEST
Contributed by: tingo
Views: 20

All the world's greatest scientists got together for the purpose of creating a computer that would think like a human being. They networked together thousands of processors with a huge memory... and when they turned the thing on, the printer immediately started printing something.

A scientist went over and ripped off the printout. It said:

"That reminds me of a story..."

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Oppe igjen

Monday, June 27 2011 @ 21:31 CEST
Contributed by: tingo
Views: 37

Ok, da er nettstedet oppe igjen, etter en restore fra en harddisk som feilet.

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Nettstedet flyttet

Sunday, November 28 2010 @ 19:12 CET
Contributed by: tingo
Views: 40

Ok, da har jeg endelig fått somlet meg til å flytte dette nettstedet. Det er flyttet til serveren "web". Av en eller annen grunn så funker ikke Weather-plugin, dermed disablet jeg den (fra før var Geekary disablet).

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Joke

Monday, August 16 2010 @ 00:10 CEST
Contributed by: tingo
Views: 30

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah all walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of a joke?"

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Usenet stories - 1

Sunday, May 23 2010 @ 20:52 CEST
Contributed by: tingo
Views: 29

Some time before 1991, I read on usenet an account of a woman with
waist-length black hair who heard that Mormons were making the rounds
in her neighborhood. When she opened the door to them, there was a
table draped in a black cloth, with two lighted black candles and a
large knife on it, visible behind her. She was, as the pagans say,
skyclad (ie. naked), and she greeted them with "You must be the
sacrifices, do come in." The Mormons departed very promptly. <grin>

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Dogs and men - part 2

Wednesday, September 09 2009 @ 23:30 CEST
Contributed by: tingo
Views: 32

"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion." - Unknown

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Dogs and men

Tuesday, September 08 2009 @ 14:59 CEST
Contributed by: tingo
Views: 35

"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man." - Mark Twain

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Dogs: size

Monday, September 07 2009 @ 10:53 CEST
Contributed by: tingo
Views: 32

"Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane." - Smiley Blanton

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Nedetid 27 mai 2009

Wednesday, May 27 2009 @ 23:57 CEST
Contributed by: tingo
Views: 57

Nettstedet var utilgjengelig onsdag 27 mai 2009 fra ca. klokken 21:50 til ca. klokken 23:30. Årsaken var et strømbrudd i lokalet der serveren står.

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