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A joke for nerds?

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Tuesday, September 18 2012 @ 12:39 CEST
Contributed by: tingo
Views: 2,381
HumorEinstein, Newton, and Pascal are hanging out one afternoon.

Einstein is bored, so he suggests, "Let's play hide-and-seek. I'll be it!"

The others agree, so Einstein begins counting. "One... Two... Three..."

Pascal runs off right away to find a place to hide.
 
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NetPositive - Haiku error messages

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Wednesday, March 21 2012 @ 00:00 CET
Contributed by: tingo
Views: 1,650
HumorThe web browser NetPositive has error messages as Haiku. Cool!
 
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A story

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Sunday, July 17 2011 @ 03:03 CEST
Contributed by: tingo
Views: 16,463
HumorAll the world's greatest scientists got together for the purpose of creating a computer that would think like a human being. They networked together thousands of processors with a huge memory... and when they turned the thing on, the printer immediately started printing something.

A scientist went over and ripped off the printout. It said:

"That reminds me of a story..."
 
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Joke

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Monday, August 16 2010 @ 00:10 CEST
Contributed by: tingo
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HumorA priest, a rabbi and a mullah all walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of a joke?"
 
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Usenet stories - 1

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Sunday, May 23 2010 @ 20:52 CEST
Contributed by: tingo
Views: 2,537
HumorSome time before 1991, I read on usenet an account of a woman with
waist-length black hair who heard that Mormons were making the rounds
in her neighborhood. When she opened the door to them, there was a
table draped in a black cloth, with two lighted black candles and a
large knife on it, visible behind her. She was, as the pagans say,
skyclad (ie. naked), and she greeted them with "You must be the
sacrifices, do come in." The Mormons departed very promptly. <grin>
 
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Dogs and men - part 2

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Wednesday, September 09 2009 @ 23:30 CEST
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Views: 1,509
Humor"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion." - Unknown
 
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Dogs and men

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Tuesday, September 08 2009 @ 14:59 CEST
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Views: 1,360
Humor"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man." - Mark Twain
 
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Dogs: size

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Monday, September 07 2009 @ 10:53 CEST
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Humor"Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane." - Smiley Blanton
 
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Før og nå

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Tuesday, January 27 2009 @ 22:59 CET
Contributed by: tingo
Views: 2,155
HumorForskjellen mellom kvinnetrusen i gamle dager og i dag,
er at i gamle dager måtte man åpne trusa for å finne
rumpa. I dag må man åpne rumpa for å finne trusa!
 
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Ungdommen nå til dags

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Tuesday, January 27 2009 @ 22:58 CET
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Views: 2,084
HumorEi lita jente satt og gomlet på en sukkerstang mens
frisøren klippet
- Unge dame, du kommer til å få hår på godteriet ditt.
- Yepp, jeg kommer til å få pupper også!
 
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