Contribute  :  Advanced Search  :  Site Statistics  :  Directory  :  My Downloads  :  Links  :  Polls  :  Calendar  
    Moro MC Just for fun!    
advanced search  
Section Block
Home
General News (13/11)
GeekLog (5/12)
Humor (160/65)
Mat (1/2)
MotorCycles (2/4)
Projects (10/7)
Server News (31/0)
User Functions
:

:

Don't have an account yet? Sign up as a New User
Lost your password?
Events Block
There are no upcoming events
Older Stories

Monday07-Sep


Wednesday27-May


Saturday23-May


Tuesday27-Jan


Thursday15-Jan
 Welcome to Moro MC
 Monday, May 05 2025 @ 06:42 CEST

The SCO case ... IRC version

    
Friday, June 27 2003 @ 14:00 CEST
Contributed by: tingo
Views: 1,049
HumorWhat if the SCO case was a conversation on IRC?

Topic in #os: hey guyz, stop pickin on irix.

<SCO> w00t! i bought unix! im gonna b so rich!
<novell> /msg atnt haha. idiot.
<novell> whoops. was that out loud?
<atnt> rotfl
<ibm> lol
<SCO> why r u laffin at me?
<novell> dude, unix is so 10 years ago. linux is in now.
<SCO> wtf?
<SCO> hey guyz, i bought caldera, I have linux now.
<red_hat> haha, your linux sucks.
<novell> lol
<atnt> lol
<ibm> lol
<SCO> no wayz, i will sell more linux than u!
<ibm> your linux sucks, you should look at SuSE
<SuSE> Ja. Wir bilden gutes Linux für IBM.
<SCO> can we do linux with you?
<SuSE> Ich bin nicht sicher...
<ibm> *cough*
<SuSE> Gut lassen Sie uns vereinigen.
* SuSE is now SuSE[UL]
* SCO is now caldera[UL]
<turbolinux> can we play?
<conectiva> we're bored... we'll go too.
<ibm> sure!
* turbolinux is now turbolinux[UL]
* conectiva is now conectiva[UL]
<ibm> redhat: you should join!
<SuSE[UL]> Ja! Wir sind vereinigtes Linux. Widerstand ist vergeblich.
<red_hat> haha. no.
<red_hat> lamers.
<ibm> what about you debian?
<debian> we'll discuss it and let you know in 5 years.
<caldera[UL]> no one wants my linux!
<turbolinux[UL]> i got owned.
<caldera[UL]> u all tricked me. linux is lame.
* caldera[UL] is now known as SCO
<SCO> i'm going back to unix.
<SGI> yeah! want to do unix with me?
<SCO> haha. no. lamer.
<novell> lol
<ibm> snap!
<SGI> :~(
<SCO> hey, u shut up. im gonna sue u ibm.
<ibm> wtf?
<SCO> yea, you stole all the good stuff from unix.
<red_hat> lol
<SuSE[UL]> heraus laut lachen
<ibm> lol
<SCO> shutup. i'm gonna email all your friends and tell them you suck.
<ibm> go ahead. baby.
<SCO> andandand... i revoke your unix! how do you like that?
<ibm> oh no, you didn't. AIX is forever.
<novell> actually, we still own unix, you can't do that.
<SCO> wtf? we bought it from u.
<novell> whoops. our bad.
<SCO> i own u. haha
<SCO> ibm: give me all your AIX now!
<ibm> whatever. lamer.
* ibm sets mode +b SCO!*@*
* SCO has been kicked from #os (own this.)
 
What's Related

Story Options

Trackback

Trackback URL for this entry: http://moromc.dyndns.org/trackback.php?id=20030627140037216

No trackback comments for this entry.
The SCO case ... IRC version | 0 comments | Create New Account
The following comments are owned by whomever posted them. This site is not responsible for what they say.
 Copyright © 2025 Moro MC
 All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective owners.		 Powered By Geeklog 
Created this page in 0.55 seconds