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Wednesday, November 28 2007 @ 01:00 CET
Contributed by: tingo
Views: 762

Guttungen:
- Pappa, åssen kom egentlig jeg til verden?

Faren:-
Veeeeeeel lille venn.............
før eller siden er jeg vel nødt til å forklare dette.

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New Wives store

Friday, November 09 2007 @ 15:22 CET
Contributed by: tingo
Views: 710

To avoid gender bias charges, the Husband store's owner opens a New Wives store just across the street.

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The Husband Store

Friday, November 09 2007 @ 15:17 CET
Contributed by: tingo
Views: 720

A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:- 'You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building!

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What does your favorite text editor say about you?

Thursday, August 16 2007 @ 14:30 CEST
Contributed by: tingo
Views: 682

Warning: computer related humor. What does your favorite text editor say about you?. vim / vi, emacs, pico / nano, Notepad, Gedit, Kate, Ed, TextMate, SciTe, Q10 or others - everybody gets their writeup. Funny.
(via RootPrompt.org)

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The Bee

Tuesday, August 07 2007 @ 23:45 CEST
Contributed by: tingo
Views: 831

One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina. The woman started screaming "Oh my god, help me, there´s a bee in my vagina!" The husband immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the situation.

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Heaven and Hell

Tuesday, July 31 2007 @ 17:17 CEST
Contributed by: tingo
Views: 856

An engineer dies and reports to hell. Pretty soon the engineer, dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, starts designing and building improvements.
After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

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Forståelse

Tuesday, April 24 2007 @ 15:52 CEST
Contributed by: tingo
Views: 775

Det er en teoretisk mulighet for at menn forstår kvinner. Det er også teoretisk mulig å fange ål med lasso. :-D

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Kontakt med det kvinnelige og det mannlige

Wednesday, April 18 2007 @ 00:07 CEST
Contributed by: tingo
Views: 836

Som mann så har jeg aldri helt fatta hvorfor mannens og Kvinnens seksualdrift er så forskjellig.
Jeg har heller aldri forstått dette med Venus og Mars. Og jeg fatter i alle fall ikke det med at mannen tenker med hodet mens kvinner tenker med hjertet.

For eksempel: En kveld sist uke gikk jeg og min kjæreste og la oss. Og temperaturen i senga vokste ganske fort og plutselig sier hun:
"Nei, jeg føler ikke helt for det. Kan du ikke bare holde rundt meg."

Jeg svarer: "Hva? Hva er det du mener?" Så begynner hun å si det alle mannfolk hater å høre. "Du er ikke nok i kontakt med mine emosjonelle behov som kvinne, så jeg kan ikke tilfredsstille dine fysiske behov som mann."

Så besvarer hun mitt spørsmål med å si, "Kan du ikke bare elske meg for den jeg er og ikke hva jeg gjør for deg i soverommet?"
Jeg fatter absolutt ikke hva hun prater om, men forstår jo såpass at det ikke blir noe på meg denne kvelden, så jeg sovnet.

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Ikke ...

Friday, March 30 2007 @ 20:33 CEST
Contributed by: tingo
Views: 897

Tre kvinner dør i en ulykke og kommer til himmelen. Da de kommer til Perleporten, sier St. Peter: " Vi har bare en regel her i himmelen.... ikke trå på endene"!

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motorcycles and riders

Thursday, January 04 2007 @ 14:14 CET
Contributed by: tingo
Views: 1,087

Every once in a while, somebody starts whining about why Harley riders don't wave back.
Before the whiners dismiss the other rider as a jerk, they should consider that there is likely a very good reason they aren't waving back.

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